Friday, January 5, 2007

Sometimes it's the Simple Things

Forget driving with two hands on the wheel.

Apparently Seattle’s effects of global warming equate to regular violent windstorms. The rain is fine. I’ve adapted to the rain. But, as a pedestrian commuter, a girl can only buy so many freaking umbrellas.

And I’ve learned over the past few weeks the importance of keeping both hands on the umbrella. This has proven to greatly reduce the likelihood of bashing my face in with the metal stem.

Fellow readers, I urge you to heed this valuable lesson:

Umbrellas can and will leave bruises.

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