1. Is there anything worse than paper cutting your tongue whilst licking an envelope?
2. Have you ever misspelled your name while signing something? What is that about? I do it all the time. Do I not know who I am?
“I’m sorry. Can we start again, please? I spelled my name wrong.”
3. How is it that I consistently pick the wrong line?
4. Is it any coincidence that depressants that induce violence and aggression are legal (alcohol) whereas natural euphorics (marijuana, mushrooms) that induce relaxation, bountiful love and an expanded mindset are not?
5. Why does BushCo get to bury us with a $1.2 Trillion burden? Who is heading up the Guarantor Committee of this clusterfuck? Somebody needs to be calling the White House every 15 minutes to remind them that they’ve overextended THEIR credit!!!!!!
(Note how the list morphs from light and funny to political ire…….Perhaps I’ll reign it back in a bit.)
6. I love my Mac Widgets. Especially the dictionary/thesaurus and the worldview that displays what’s light and what’s dark.
7. My cat hasn’t vomited once yet today. God really is on my side. ☺
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